little johney

A female teacher was having a problem with a boy in her class of 3rd grade. The
boy said Mam, I should be in 4th grade, I'm smarter than my sister and she is in
the 4th grade'.

The Mam{Teacher} had heard enough of his complains & took the boy to the
Principal' s office. She explainedeverything to the Principal who decided
to test the boy with some questions that a 4th grade should know.

Principal: What's 3+3 ?
Boy: 6
Principal: 6+6?
Boy: 12
& so on..!!
The Principal asked the boy many questions and the boy got them right.

The Principal then asked Mam to send the boy to 4th grade.

Mam decided to ask some more questions & the Principal Agreed.

Mam: What does a cow have 4 of, that I've only 2 of?
Boy: Legs.

Mam: What's in your pants that you have but I don't have?
Boy: Pockets

Mam: What starts with a C & ends with T, is hairy, oval, delicious & contains thin
whitish liquid?
Boy: Coconut.

Mam: What goes in hard & pink then comes out soft & sticky?
*The principal' s eyes open really wide, but before he could stop the answer,
the boy was taking charge..*
Boy: Bubble Gum.

Mam: you stick ur poles inside me. you tie me down to get me up, I get wet
before you do. What am I?
Boy: Tent.

*The principal was looking restless*

Mam: A finger goes in me. you fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me 1st n what am I?
Boy: Wedding Ring

M'am: I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip.
When you blow me,you feel good?
Boy: Nose.

M'am: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates , I come with a quiver ?
Boy: Arrow.

M'am: What starts wit 'F' & ends with a 'K' & if u don't get it, you've 2 use ur
hand?
Boy:Fork

M'am: Whats it that all men have, it's longer in some men than others,
the Pope doesn't use his & a man gives it to his wife after marriage?
Boy: Surname.

M'am: What part of the man has no bone, but has muscles with a lot of
veins like pumpin & is responsible for making love??
Boy: Heart.

-The principal breathed a sigh of relief & told the teacher:
'Send the boy to University , I got the last 10 questions wrong myself !!!!"